monkey fuck

v. to light a cigarette with one that is already burning. (i take issue with the other definition because it does not use the phrase verbally)
sheila monkey f-cked my cigarette.
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to light a cigarette with another cigarette.
say, let me get a monkey f-ck off your cigarette.
lighting a cigarette from an already lit bud
hey baby, bring that cigarette closer over here so we can monkeyf-ck
when you light one cigarette off another cigarette.
sh-t dude, my lighters dead… mind if i get a monkey f-ck?
to light your cigarette (smoke) from another persons cigarette – usually from a close friend or family member. this is only carried out when a lighter is not immediately available.
sharon i need to monkey f-ck your smoke as i can’t find the lighter.
using someones lit cigarette to light yours. cigarette must be in person’s mouth while lighting.
i can’t find my lighter, can i monkeyf-ck you?
(noun) meaningless expletive similar to “rat’s -ss” or “ratf-ck,” only more emphatic, a monkeyf-ck being a step up from not giving a rat’s -ss or not giving a monkeyf-ck.
i told him that i didn’t give a rat’s -ss if he didn’t like my f-cking his girlfriend and he said he didn’t give a monkeyf-ck if i didn’t like the beating he was gonna give me. anyway, that’s why i’m in the hospital. the doctors here don’t give a monkeyf-ck … i almost never see one … and my catheter bag is overflowing and is starting to turn bl–dy.

ratf-ck don’t give a f-ck don’t give a rat’s -ss don’t give a ratf-ck f-ck-a-doodle-doo