Monkey Fucker
v.—in military circles, the “monkey f-cker” is an excercise used to warm up for a physical exercise session. the individual or persons performing the monkey f-cker squat in such a way that their arms go between their legs, and around to the outside of their ankles. the exercise consists of lowering the hips repeatedly, and the appearance this gives is what lends the exercise its name.
hey, that guy is doing the monkey f-cker! d-mn that sh-t looks funny!
a military excersize. done by grabbing your ankles and squating over and over again.
well wut the f-ck ru waiting for get down and give me some monkey f-cker!
someone who f-cks monkeys
celia is a monkeyf-cker
an idiotic person, or somebody you do not like.
“look at that stupid monkey f-cker.g-d i hate him.”
n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherf-cker.
did you drop a mentos in my diet soda? you monkeyf-cker.
a person that partakes in lewd s-xual conduct with primates ot the ape and monkey families.
someone born in nashville.
pat kelner is a monkey f-cker
a person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so s-xual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
fifi is getting h-rny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. page the monkey f-cker before the zoo opens.
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