Moonwater
the little splash you get on the -ss when sitting on the toilet and a loaf drops from too high.
it was horrible. i had to use the bathroom at the gas station and i got a shot of moonwater!!! now ill have to bleach my entire -ss.
moon water is a combination of 1/3 s-m-n 2/3 p-ss
dude i saw a cup of moonwater at johhny’s it looked like yellow sperm…
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