Monkey fuckhouse
akin to the alligator f-ckhouse, but instead of initiating a death roll on your partner, you get your feet under you in a low squatting position and hop up and down while beating your chest and screeching like a wild monkey, all while maintaining insertion. can be performed doggy or missionary, but preferably missionary at the point of climax so there’s a chance your c-ck will pop out and -j-c-l-t- on your partner’s stomach while you act like a monkey. this way they won’t miss the performance.
alli: tim did the strangest thing in bed last night.
donna: what?
alli: he started jumping up and down and acting like a monkey while he f-cked me. he jerked off on me while he did it too.
donna: what did you do?
alli: nothing. i was speechless the rest of the night. i heard him on the phone the next day telling his buddy jeff that he pulled off a ‘monkey f-ckhouse.’
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