monkey fucking

adjective used to refer to a person usually male who will have s-x with any woman. someone who is so indiscriminate that they would f-ck a female monkey. eventually its use was broadened so that it became used to describe anyone whose habits are unpleasant, unsavoury or just plain weird.
“malcolm, you are, without doubt, the most useless c-nt eyed, sh-t-licking, monkey f-cking, p-ss-brained, -ss kissing, f-ck witted wosp in the world!”
4 more definitions
attempting to f-ck while wearing clothes.
alyssa and chad were monkey f-cking in the bedroom because they were scared about getting caught with their clothes off when alyssa’s mom showed up to pick her up.
when you are smoking a cigarette and you light the second cigarette with the first.
dave enjoys monkey f-cking outside of his dorm.
a s-xual position involving a large woman and two five gallon buckets. the woman -ssumes a position where her -sshole is pointed so that the best angle to f-ck her is straight down, at which point you climb upon the two buckets and then proceed to f-ck her in a vertical motion with your p-n-s at a d-ck bending 180 degree angle. most importantly you must then smack her -ss cheeks with both hands with every successive thrust, giving you the appearance of a monkey hopping up and down with flailing arms. noises are optional, but always appreciated
call up your mom and tell your friend bussy to bring some buckets, we are gonna do some monkey f-cking tonight
getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.
oh great, and now he’s got half the office monkeyf-cking this simple configuration issue