Monkey Funch
1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a s-xual or non s-xual situation.
2. gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. the fluid floating on top of dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. the girl was so hot, i couldn’t wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with…. with…. monkey funch!
2. no dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. i gotta pour that monkey funch off of my yogurt, i aint eatin that!
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