monkey glasses
(у кого четыре глаза тот похож на водолаза) in russian
a) (adj :)an offensive term for a person with no contact lenses, but regular gl-sses, who puts safety goggles on top of their regular gl-sses, even when doing so for obvious safety reasons in their line of work
b) the action itself of putting safety goggles on top of your regular gl-sses
when you don’t need safety goggles for work, do not attempt monkey gl-sses unless it’s for a halloween party or you want everyone in your neighborhood to sarcastically call you a buffone for all the wrong reasons.
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