monkey glue

leaky s-m-n discharge that excretes from a man’s -ss after sodomy; preferably through rape and being both from and too a hairy -ss. the excresions is also preferably bl–dy and p–py in color.
“oh my god i just got rapped in my -ss by robin williams and now i got a load of monkey glue dripping from my b-tt hole!”

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