monkey in the basket
monkey in the basket – i can’t believe the correct urban definition is not already out there. this is the slang name for a bizarre s-xual act performed in the philippines by prost-tues. the act involves a large basket suspended by a series of pulleys and oversized rubber bands. the basket can be lowered or raised very slowly and also rotates in a circular motion at the same time. the basket is usually suspended over a bed or table where the recipient lays down and the basket is slowly lowered down over the recipient with a hole in the bottom of the basket. inside the basket is of course a prost-tute squatting over the hole. once the recipient and the prost-tute have “acquired” the proper amount of penetration, the basket begins to rotate. the sensation is completely different from traditional in out/up down intercourse and usually lasts a fraction of the time.
“hey jarhead, when you were in the pi did you ever do the “monkey in the basket”?
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