monkey mafia


the shizzle.
where the cool people hang out.

watch out for vin. he’s one of those monkey mafia hoodlums!

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    getting as much v-g-n- as possible for a certain person at a certain time. “that gel in clair’s hair is really not letting him reach is maximum p-ssy capacity,” biskey said.

  • mayankophobia

    the true fear of your roomie stealing your alcohol. i got mayankophobia , i cant drink at home.

  • fart nuke

    a fart so loud and smelly it can cause death his fart nukes are so bad he killed his best friend’s father!

  • Yerky

    a founding member of tsg (an ag/hldm clan) who is ‘leet’ at rpg-suiciding and crowbarring teammates. yerky crowbarred the zombie. a master of fooming that gets crazy headshots in arena yerky just foomed herself a really hot girl that plays video games sometimes whooeeeeee, look at yerky, i’d like to get her phone number!

  • Crossroad Feast

    when you feverishly eat a girl’s v-g-n- while she drives. it is a lot like roadhead, but less fun for all parties involved. “i gave her a crossroad feast to satisfy her appet-te for tongue.” “if we are going to have a crossroad feast don’t drip on the seat.” “that crossroad feast turned out to […]


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