monkey mountain


something you say when you’re going to have s-x with someone so ugly, you’d rather be caught doing drugs. than seen with them.
kathy : hey did your crush text back?

kyle: he was not interested. now i gotta go to monkey mountain.
kathy : f-ck!!!

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