Monkey Music

loud, obnoxious, profane music pedominantly listened to and created by black people. (soulja boy being a good example).

expections are jazz and blues.

non-black person with good taste to child: “turn that stuff off. i am not gonna have that monkey music playing in my house”
a synonym for the “musical” genre rap.

a statement made towards a very poor attempt at music, which targets black youth or black youth wanna-bes (wiggers).

common words found within the lyrics are n-gg-, f-ck, b-tches and hoes.
common themes are a n-gg- or n-gg-s, a b-tch or hoe or b-tches and hoes, drugs, money, rims and cars, f-cking/s-x/bonin’, jewelery, hard times in tough neighborhoods, how “we’ve been opressed for years” and how “white boys is haterz”, and more n-gg-s.
poor grammar is also a common theme. (i.e. “soulja boy” cannot finish his sentences let alone words in a particular song) it is also common to buy a cd and have half of it blank or bleeped out when they remove “dirty” or “innopropriate” words.

most rappers have silly nicknames and rap about the same thing on each alb-m they release, often ripping off cl-ssic songs by stealing beats, depriving youth with the “new” beat and rhyme from the old cl-ssic.

most monkey music, rap, is based on these principles and has a lot of the same lyrical meaning from “rapper” to “rapper”. humans do not enjoy monkey music. monkey music also inspires strange dances like crumpin’ it is often very difficult to tell if someone is suffering from a seisure or just crumpin’ it up.
“now whatch me you”

tanner: alan turn that monkey music sh-t off!!!

alex: grab his seisure medication, oh wait hes just dancing…
music or noises made by black people which offends the sensibilities of decent and civilised white folk.

can also refer to music or noises made by unsophisticated white people who are aping the traditions, rhythms, or performance style of black people.
why herr hitler, i must agree with your profound dislike and rejection of the hideous monkey music that the american jazz troupe are blaring out from the stage. it offends my ears and is most discordant indeed.