Monkey Paw
the struggle of someone with small hand trying to grasp a big item
i totally had to monkey paw the big phone
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(verb) to make a careless wish or ask for something without thinking about the consequences.
she asked for a car for graduation, but she totally monkey pawed it because not only did her parents buy her a smelly used car, but they took the money from her college fund so now she can’t live on campus the first year and have to commute from home.
another word for marijuana, cannabis, weed, etc.
“yoh got the monkeypaws?”
“i got 10$ for a monkeypaw”
a kind of long sleeve shirt with a hole at the end of the sleeve through which you can p-ss your thumb. helps keep the sleeves down and helps keep your wrist and part of your hand warm.
nice shirt, oh it has monkey paws too? sweet!
a s-xual predator’s hands.
intense s-xual touching of another dude’s b-tch.
unexpecting touching or gropping of your girl.
history: monkey paws were first discovered in the south of germany however recent studies have shown large concentrations of monkey paws in central spain. normal human male hands have been known to morph into monkey paws at the presence alcohol and nude lasciviously dancing women.
that m-f- has his monkey paws on my girl.
homey was monkey pawing that b-tch while i spanked her.
i got first, then you can put your monkey paws in her.
when you when you’re fisting a chick in the -ss and she sh-ts in your hand. you proceeded to take the sh-t and throw it at her like a monkey.
i showed her my affection towards her by giving her a steamy monkey paw
the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.
did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.
marijuana that is laced with a powerful, unkown substance. it endows the individual with abilities such as, being able to consume large ammounts of multiple shots of varied and extremely high quality liquor. as well, sylvester stallone movies can be viewed while in this state.
“dude, we got messed up on some monkey paw! yeah, we drank alot of liquor& were still ok; and then for some reason we went and saw that horrible stallone movie!”
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