monkey poo
the little stubby bit of banana flesh which pulls out / breaks off of one end of the banana; it’s harder than normal, and often has a small thread dangling from it.
the use of the term “monkey poo” has resulted in many a child wasting a substantial amount of the banana for fear of eating the “icky” part.
“don’t eat that part of the banana, that’s the monkey poo”
“monkeypoo” is a synonym for “apesh-t”. it appears in certain books by terry pratchet.
it is not used in the presence of a wizard who was turned into an orang-utang in a magical accident because said orang-utang hates to hear the word “monkey” and will go apesh-t.
“whatever you do, don’t call him a monkey, or he’ll go monkeypoo on you.”
(before entering the presence of said ape.)
a phrase when mouthed to some one (your girl) looks like you are saying “i love you”. when you finally get busted and she accuses you of lying, you can honestly say you didnt.
when you mouth (and make sure you dont utter a sound while you do this) this to your girl it appears as if you are telling her, “i love you.”
“monkey poo” mouthed
a delicious snack often served at parties as a side for the wonderful chinese dish, poo poo platter.
pork rinds taste like monkey poo.
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