monkey pooch


a foul-smelling, well-used v-g-n-. most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
“kevin, the smell of your girlfriend’s monkey pooch could kill a small rodent.”

“kevin! you want to make me feel better than i feel right now?! you want to give me pleasure? stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!”

“sh-t, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her’s.”

“kevin, your monkey pooch – having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy.”

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