monkey rubber


a perverted s-xual act, where the individual m-st-rb-t-s whilst watching animals sh-gging.

this can be done in a zoo
or whilst at home maybe watching p-rn off the animal variety.
number 1: “did you hear about dave?”

number 2: “yeah i know turns out he’s a monkey rubber.”
1 more definition
a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a red cap
dammit! pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it’s gone to sh-t!

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