Monkey run
the stupid half-run people do when the crossing signal light goes from green to red as they’re crossing the road.
look at that guy doing a monkey run across the street.
when you are masterbating and you are about to unload but you are not near a bathroom and you do not want to make a mess. so you run to the bathroom/toilet holding the end of your p-n-s with one hand and the other hand in the air doing an impression of a monkey.
oh sh-t, im about to c-m – im gonna have to do a monkey run to the toilet.
a frantic dash, usually from one side of a city to another. also emergency travel between two countries organised at the last minute to try to prevent something terrible from happening.
reminiscent of a monkey running on the ground from a predator looking for a safe tree to climb. arms and legs are usually swinging from side to side and the monkey has a grin of terror on its face.
monkey runs typically have a success rate of between 30% and 50%.
sandra suddenly realised that she left the cd-rom with all the photos in her husbands lap top. if he turned it on the game was up. she decided she would have to do a monkey run to london that night.
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