Monkey Scrumple


the art of being p-ssed out in the middle of a gravel field. waking up with your t-st-c-ls milked and stuck in your own r-ct-m.
ohhh ahh monkey scrumple t-st-c-ls in dirt mmmmmmm mmmmmmm b-tch

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