monkey shit
putty material that is used for filling in gaps.
put some more monkey sh-t in that stuffing tube.
when a person has a painful and often long sh-tting experience where they hold on to the front of the toilet bowl and prop their feet against the stall door or walls.
“oooh that taco bell is really going through me, i’ll be back gotta go take a monkey sh-t.”
items women buy that they don’t really need or have any use for, especially when it is on sale.
woman: omg!! look at this cute thing-a-ma-jig!!!! it’s 99% off!!! i’ll take it.
man: good lord woman!!!! do we really need more monkey sh-t around the house???
an excrement produced by the animalia “monkey”.
you’re face looks like monkeysh-t.
a bile movement in which a water substance explodes out of your -ss.
all that drinking last night has caused me to have the monkey sh-ts today.
a disgusting std a girl can aquire from sleeping with too many players. signs include exessive hair, natural ability to climb trees, a constant need for bananas, and an unhealthy addiction for the game mario cart.
girl #1: we’ve been playing mario cart for almost 10 hours straight now!
girl#2: do you think we could’ve gotten monkey sh-t from sleeping with too many guys this past summer?
an alcoholic beverage consisting of the liquor 99 bananas, whiskey, and chocolate syrup. preferably served as a shooter.
i was at the bar last night and ordered a round of monkey sh-ts.
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