Monkey sock
a sports sock that is placed over the males erect phalice so not to spray his body with sticky white love p-ss and cut down on cleaning time. it helps as an extra time saver when having a danger w-nk!
mum: why is this sock so stiff billy!
billy: (embarrased) it’s my monkey sock!
socks that have huge holes in the front so that the front of your feet look like monkey feet.
guy #1: why do your socks have huge holes in the front?
guy #2: because they’re monkey socks. you have to be a bamf to wear them.
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