monkey storm
noun- a form of masturbation. accomplished by putting three flying monkeys in a clear plexigl-ss radio station wind booth used for cash grab events. you then cover your naked body with a gallon of wesson oil, then step inside and turn on the machine.
with those monkeys swirling around your oily body, you will climax in no time.
kevin used to m-st-rb-t- with olive oil and uncooked cookie dough until pete taught how to have a monkey storm.
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