Monkey Tea Break
the act of masturbating whilst at a place of work, normally to alleviate boredom.
john was at the office using the photocopier, it was a few hours to lunch break. he was bored so went to the armitage shanks for a tommy tank (w-nk). to m-st-rb-t-, have a monkey tea break.
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