Monkey Tits


an insult aimed at someone with less than average iq, coolness factor, or bodily odor (in this case, more than average). can also be used in place of a forgotten name.
hey monkey t-ts, take a shower! you smell like a bag of smashed -ssholes.

hey…. uh… monkey t-ts, get me a f-cking beer before i hit you with a j-zz rocket.
elongated br–sts with unusually large, dark areolas. see national geographic.
while watching vintage, 70s p-rn, “nice monkeyt-ts.”
the effect created by a female wearing a bra that is too tight for her, thus generating the effect of four bosums.
blimey, look at the monkey t-ts on her!
another name for the br–sts on a black female.
look at beyonce knowles. check out the monkey t-ts on that b-tch!
when an over weight woman has small floppy br–sts that look like the br–sts on lactating monkey.
” that fat chick has monkey t-ts.”
1)the hairy aroeola of a j-panese monkey.
2)an unshaven woman with bigger problems than her crabs.
“that girl u woke up with has a really big -ss monkey t-t!”

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