monkey titties


saggy b–bs. commonly used on young black girls with d’s or better.
“yo i hooked up with megan last night.”
“for real how was it?”
“she’s got mad monkey t-tties.”
“i’m sorry.”
1. a woman who has saggy t-ts that hang down to their belly can be said to have monkey t-tties.
2. a fat man who has big saggy girly t-ts can also be said to have monkey t-tties
3. playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. an old woman who has baggy sagging t-ts
what’s up monkey t-ts, did your mommy let you watch golden girls?
d-mn that old bag has some big old monkey t-tties, they hang down to her knees!

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