monkeycrow
a guy wearing sweater vests that everyone -ssumes is gay because he has a life ahead of him…
of course, getting this from the sweater vest look.
he’s not bad looking at all and you secretly want to date him, but so does everyone else.
thus, monkeycrow.
“did you see monkeycrow?!”
“yeah. only he’s worthy of that name.”
“he’s so s-xy!”
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