Monkeyed off my goose


a term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. however, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely s-xual) he or she committed.
i had s-x with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the loch ness monster last night chaps. however i cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as i was incredibly drunk. as a wise man once said, i was monkeyed off my goose.

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