MonkeyFart Fucker
one who continues to f-ck the monkey after the queafing begins
i am a monkeyfart f-cker
one who f-cks monkey farts, finding great joy and pleasure from it.
no we can not take timmy to the zoo because he a monkey fart f-cker
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