monkeyhats
slang name for condoms.
i going to buy some monkeyhats so i can where my ladys -ss out.
a monkey hat is where you climb to a high place (like the roof of a house or on a ladder) and sh-t on the top of your partners head. the sh-t will look like a fez, which monkeys are known to where.
caution: it may sting when it hits
i gave scotts mom a wicked tall monkey hat while he was at school today.
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