Monkeyitis
noun – pathology.
a reoccurring ailment characterized by the attraction to members of the opposite s-x who are not available for a relationship.
also noted for its incredible difficulty to be cured.
origin – 2000s; english: monkey + itis.
“what happened to that girl you liked?”
“yeah, well, it was going well until ‘monkeyitis’ struck again”
“ah sh-t man, that’s tough”.
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