monnie
there are many meanings to the word: monnie, pr-nounced: mo-nnnnnie
1)a special substance, aka: short person, who is unable to park
2)this short little flower will give nutrients and attire from her own back for a friend… especially if forced
3)cheerful and happy… you’d think monnies were on drugs. however, she lacks to share the wealth
4)tight with her family
one can view a monnie’s behavior:
1)family closeness: will sleep w/ her son and daughter
2)can’t park: finds it necessary to repark 3 times and travel around one’s block to attain perfection
3)cheerful: monnies often finds it appropriate to bob head, like a doll on a dashboard. the sight of its happiness is quite amusing
a monnie is the act of uranating, half concious, in the house (e.g. hallway) of a friend after a long night of getting wasted.
“hey you did a monnie last night xd”
“omg what??”
“we had to clean it uppp t.t”
lil shorty whos cool up the dizope tho
its aight that shes a soccer mom cuz shes my soccer mom!
ps: she likes foooood
i saw a monnie and i almost stepped on her but then i was like wow we dont wanna kill such a lil flower
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