pressed sausage


like pressed hams, except this is when you take your p-n-s and press it against the window of a car at someone, made famous by a man named danny g
ray:yo press ham at this b-tch!
danny g:nah dude thats for p-ssys, imma show this fool some pressed sausage!

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