mono lacto strangulation


the act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general f-cked up mess of the entire carton and p-ssing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.
you stupid -sshole! that is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that i have ever seen!

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