mono-mom
the mother-in-law you want to avoid like mononucleosis.
i really love the guy but i can’t imagine spending holidays with the mono-mom.
a woman who gives birth to just one baby at a time, as opposed to an octomom.
she’s no attention wh-r- like nadya suleman, she’s a monomom.
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