Monocle Popper


mon-uh-kuhl popping

-adj, noun

news significant enough to raise your brow and release your monocle from it’s previous place.
person 1: i am disappoint.
person 2: why?
person 1: because i just realized that a monocle and a monocle is /not/ a ‘bionicle’.
person 2: really? that news is a monocle popper.

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