MONOG
an individual who focuses way too much on a particluar person. the word comes from monogamous.
mike — hi glenn
glenn — hi mike. have you seen sara?
mike — are you still thinking of her?
glenn — she’s the only one for me.
mike — glenn you’ve become a monog.
glenn — i have?
mike — listen to your heart dude, the world is full of beautiful people who need love.
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