Monogamous Dining


when two co-workers only have lunch with each other.
john: steve, want to see if chris wants to come to lunch?
steve: pssh… you know he and paul have a monogamous dining thing going on.

john: well maybe he’s willing to commit lunch adultery today.
steve: good luck with that.
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