Musty Goalkeeper
when you go down on a girl, to be blocked by a stench so unfathomable, you deem that underwear a worthy ‘musty goalkeeper’.
ah man, i went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn’t washed in weeks. i left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
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