monogram
a casual way of asking for one gram of weed
“how much are you buying?”-drug dealer
“i’d like to buy a monogram.” -buyer
v: to place one’s initials on the body (usually chest) of a girl using her own menstrual fluid. typically done when the girl does not notify the man that she is on her period.
n: the act of or displaying of such an action
i was fingering shirley last night and she didn’t tell me she was riding the rag. so, i had to monogram her.
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