Taint Strainer
when someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn’t wash the crack of their -ss or -sshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their p–p dungeon.
look at this wad i just pulled out of my -sshole. my taint strainer was filled to capacity.
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