Monopology
portmanteau of monopoly and apology, n.; when all of a person’s time in a conversation is spent saying ‘sorry’.
“you don’t have to say ‘sorry’ for saying ‘sorry’ all the time, jeff. its just that this is turning into a monopology.”
“sorr…”
“i said don’t f-cking say ‘sorry’ again!”
“sorry, i jus…”
“say ‘sorry’ again. say ‘sorry’ again, i dare you, i double dare you motherf-cker, say sorry one more godd-mn time!”
“my bad, man.”
“gahh!!!!”
rules and regulations of monopoly
i’m going to brush up on my monopology because i haven’t played monopoly years!
an apology you give to a partner after giving them the sti known as mono, most likely from kissing a sl-t or mansl-t at a party the night before.
like most talks which reveal cheating, it often results in breaking up.
guy 1: man, had to give shirley a monopology today. didn’t go too well.
guy 2: that’s what you get for kissing with that sl-t at pete’s party on sunday.
a single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
she should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and then she did this!
a single apology that covers all mishaps that may have occurred.
she should totally just give me a monopology; she did this, and then she did this!
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