the luck factor when rolling the dice in monopoly that allows you to crush an opponent of superior intellect.
your monopoly diceluck is astounding.
smelly big–ss smelly dirty toad 🙂 baitoey is a big toad!!! ahhhhhhhhahahahaha
the common art of applying ones mouth to another’s sphincter and sucking a fart out. hey mandingo, i went to your pappy’s house last night and instead of watching cop and a half, he totally funderburked me.
- funeral effect
when one attends a funeral and encounters relatives that they do not know, but the relative persists that they remember them from a very young age, but the encountered individual feels weird and just walks away. jim: what a tragedy. bob: yeah i know. uncle bill: jimmy its me!!! jim & bob: ‘wtf’ uncle bill: […]
bffdts. best friends forever… during the season. when 2 people, be it guy or gal. swear they are bff, during a sport’s season, lets use soccer for instance. they upload pics, post statuses, become relatives on facebook and hang out . then season’s over, they hand in their uniforms, and hand in all that love […]
any alcoholic beverage that is meant to be consumed without tasting the alcohol. these include “smirnoff ice” and “zima” as well as various whine coolers and numerous drinks mixed with “red bull”. when heteros-xual men drink these beverages in public, they are subject to ridicule, and in alpha-male situations, will have there status downgraded immediately. […]