Monopoly Food
food that is purchased at an establishment in which there is only one nearby food seller or all nearby food sellers are owned by the same organization. this is often seen at theme parks, ski resorts, and zoos. one can say that this establishment has a monopoly on food in that area and can/do charge ridiculous prices for their food.
i f-cking hate monopoly food! i had to pay $16 for two sandwiches and a soda.
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