monostache


a man or women whose eyebrows connect and are bushier in the middle than they are normally.

a mustache that is somehow connected to a persons eyebrows

most people with these have a mullet or think they are a farmer.
d-mn heindl has a big -ss monostache

d-mn how did that guy get a monostache

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