monster candy


-attractive male/female protagonist in a horror movie that frequently attracts the monster or monsters. usually does not die immediately.

-candy that eats people.
-that screaming chick has been running around on screen attracting every monster for the last 30 minutes. what a piece of monster candy!

-in soviet russia, candy eats you!

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