monster condom
when you take a sh-t so large it dwarfs over your d-ck, you wrap a shower curtain around it and tear that person’s r-ct-m open. stretch it front to back.
#monster #condom #dwarf #shower #curtain
“bruh i gave that guy a great monster condom session! he waddled for a week! poor dog…
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