Monster Hit


(v.) to take such a m-ssive hit of a joint, bowl, or bong to the point where you think you are about to p-ss out and you can’t speak right.

andrés- -takes monster hit-

jon- …oh my god

andrés- -holds in the smoke-

jon- that was huuuuge!

andrés- -blows out smoke-

jon- are you gonna be okay?

andrés- dude. im feel pike i gonna weed a hopst-tal.

to take a m-ssive toke of a cannabis. the smoke should be so milky and full that onlookers cannot help but watch in amazement. intense coughing may follow.

also the name of a song by shpongle, off the alb-m “are you shpongled?”
“it was a monster hit!”
~raja ram

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