Monster jam
monster jam is motorsport event tour through the united states. although events may vary, the general attraction is the racing and freestyle compet-tions by monster trucks hence the name, monster jam. similar to nascar, monster jam is very popular among rednecks and pre-p-b-scent boys.
bobby joe’ s girl may think his beat up old chevy and fisherman’s tan sure are s-xy and listening to florida georgia line is just the coolest, but they ain’t nothing gets her hotter than an authentic redneck party like the monster jam.
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in the cl-ssic and grounbreaking video game nba jam, it was the name of a spectacular slam dunk performed when “on fire.” in certain situations it would shatter the backboard.
monster jam!!!! he’s on fire!!!!
n. an incredibly large bowl movement. really just unbelievably big.
v. the act of expelling same.
don’t go in there! i just took a monster jam.
the biggest bong hit you’ve ever seen
(juan-carlos rips a m-ssívo rip, holds it for like, six seconds, lets out a big huge cloud of smoke)
ramon- holy frijoles, juan-carlos ! that was quite the monster jam ! only now there’s none for me, you greedy f-ck !
to brutally rape and power-slam a hot babe through her p-ssy until she bleeds and screams and is rubbed raw, with an enormous c-ck
man, weaver, i really love to monster jam sue
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