Monster Kid
a person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. usually they are adorned with a monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.
monster kid: “wa’s goo’?”
us: “what?”
monster kid: “yo, why ya nah at da fue?”
us: “….what?”
monster kid: “i’m in miami, b-tch.”
us: “seriously, wtf?”
ten min later
monster kid: “yo i betta go.” (leaves)
me: “did anyone know he was standing there?”
everyone else: “no.”
me: “oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids.”
matt: “h-ll yeah!”
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