monster mole


a giant brown mole, typically on the back of the neck, often located nearby a smaller secondary mole. a mole so large that the haver of the mole must frequently warn barbers not to cut it off.
wow, you have a monster mole just like mine!

easy with the clippers on the neck, chief, you almost took off my monster mole!

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