monster morning


ready to have a great day and be prepared for anything

1.)when you wake up really early and have a long day ahead of you and unless u have a bfc of monster you will not make it through the day.

2.)to get through cl-sses you stop to buy a bfc of monster to stay awake.

fun fact: in primitive times this was achieved by copious amounts of coffee and more recently mountain dew
1.)”paul has been here all day and is still kicking -ss.” “yea he had a monster morning so he’s ready for anything.
2.)to insure jimmy did not get suspended for falling asleep in cl-ss again he decided to make it a monster morning.

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